This novel, Boyd’s third, is set contemporarily in the 1980s first in New York, and then in the Deep South. The main protagonist (if you can call him one) is Henderson Dore, a British art appraiser working for a fine art consignment house. He’s sent on an assignment to visit an elderly millionaire, Loomis Gage, somewhere in the Deep South and conduct a valuation of this man’s 18th century Dutch paintings, make an offer, and work with the best auction houses to have them sold.
The story is a farcical tragicomedy, and since you’re unlikely to care for any of the characters, it could also reasonably be called an ‘uproarious’ comedy. In other words, expect endless cringing and lots of terrible decision making.
Dore is a fairly terrible person, thinking primarily (if only) of his own self-interests. He’s nurturing an affair, and first looks at the trip as an opportunity to get away with his mistress. Not so. The daughter of his ex wife (not his own), who he is hoping to remarry, imposes herself in the first of an endless series of miscarried plans and unnecessary complications.
They head to Luxora Beach, a fictional, tiny, landlocked town in central Georgia. There is no beachfront to speak of, and instead the town is fecund with overgrowth and proudly displays the Stars and Bars (aka the ‘Southern Cross’ or Confederate Flag) in equal ratio to the bright neon signs boasting a red bow and blue rosette (PBR).
Early on, Henderson’s character is described as “[suffering] from all the siblings of shyness: the feeble air of confidence, the formulaic self-possession, a conditioned wariness of emotional display, a distrust of spontaneity, a dread fear of attracting attention, an almost irrepressible urge to conform…” which primes us well for the endless humiliations, missteps, howling blunders and miscalculations to come.
People laugh ‘unattractively’; the family imitates him and he ‘charitably’ ignores them. He is demonstrably the story’s narrative voice (‘charitably’ also giving himself endless passes), but an unreliable narrator in the sense he always feels he’s always on the right side of propriety. He isn’t. The clichés are clearly overdone, but that makes the conflicts all the more ghastly, so if you like dramatic irony… get the popcorn.
As a British man in the Deep South, he is of course met with impersonators. It was never going to be any other way. “You know, I’m trying but I just can’t make sense out of what you say. You know, it just sorta sounds like “Mn, aw, tks, ee, cd, ah, euh” to me.”
They imitate him, and at first he ignores them. Shortly, he decides they will only understand him if he communicates by mimicking their speech, and oddly? It works. He pinches his nose and… “Well shucks, I reckon I jist plum done gone and forgit to ask you to do me a service, like, goshdarn it.”
It’s quite funny at points, but there are so many deeply excruciating episodes in this book, I can give it no more than three stars.